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F Ck Off I M Coloring Swear Word Coloring Book

Author : James Alexander
ISBN : 1946449997
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File Size : 39. 83 MB
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AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"

Shit Happens

Author : James Alexander
ISBN : 9780753545683
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Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Sweary Christmas

Author : I. Love Coloring Books
ISBN : 1540729605
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Irreverent sayings for people with a flair for snark fill the following pages. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them.Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the assholes at the mall, wrapping-paper cuts, the absolutely GLACIAL line at the post office, and one more jolly fricking fat guy ringing a bell outside the grocery store, you just need to decompress. So sit back with your beverage of choice (if it's egg nog I won't tell) and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" that will make people blush the shade of Rudolph's nose so much the better!Sweary Christmas is the perfect way to unwind from the stress of the holidays and let your inner Scrooge out. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and relax after a job well done.These single-sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Most have their own sweary, snarky, or sarcastic sayings that, while not necessarily appropriate for the kids table, will definitely be a hit among the grown-ups with attitude! Color sayings like "Merry Fucking Christmas," "Sorry for calling you a bitch, I thought you knew," and my personal favorite, "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can just kiss my ass!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs to Color So You Can Vent Your Holiday Frustrations * Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with the holidays in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults* Each Sweary Snarky page is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns* Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing* The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level* Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc.)* Each Design is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through* The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Sweary Christmas right now, and grab one for a friend they make great stocking stuffers and secret Santa gifts! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author : Julie Jackson
ISBN : 0811853470
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 38. 7 MB
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Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.

Into The Forest

Author : Jean Hegland
ISBN : 9781473537637
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 85. 81 MB
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Set in the near-future, Into the Forest is a powerfully imagined novel that focuses on the relationship between two teenage sisters living alone in their Northern California forest home. Nell and Eva live alone in the forest. Recently orphaned and completely isolated, they struggle for normality in a post-holocaust world where electricity is a thing of the past and the outside world a distant memory. In one short year, thie normal teenage lives have been transformed as everything we consider necessary to civilization crumbles. Without petrol or electricity they are forced into seclusion, and adolescent dreams of ballet school and Harvard are displaced by the reality of learning to survive. Nell and Eva wait for the power to come back and the world they understand to return, but as time goes on they are forced to realize that 'civilization' is perhaps nothing more than a temporary condition, a 'fugue state' the world has allowed us. At once a poignant and lyrical portrayal of the power of sisterly loyalty and a horrifying cautionary tale about the future of man and his place in the world, INTO THE FOREST is a deeply moving account of human nature and our fragile existence on earth.

The Elf On The Shelf A Christmas Tradition

Author : Carol V. Aebersold
ISBN : 098436515X
Genre : Children
File Size : 82. 88 MB
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The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.

Chill The F Ck Out

Author : Hannah Caner
ISBN : 1250116406
Genre : Humor
File Size : 40. 64 MB
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Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through

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